Vocabulary
This is a collection of the unique vocabulary that appears on this site. “There is no knowledge that is not power.” So use your newfound power wisely!
Buttcheese - the mysterious substance found in your crack. Whether it is leftover poop is debatable, because sometimes it can be found when you haven’t dumped in a while. It has been called “anal cheese”, “dookie crumbs”, and when it gets hard, “buttcrust”.
Buttlips - the lips of your sphincter. Also called “flaps”.
Flaps - see Buttlips.
Lesser white throne - the toilet. It’s not the great white throne of Revelation, but yet it is white and it is a throne of sorts.
Rabbit pellets - a collection of small pellet-shaped turds. These may be regarded as unmanly if you poop them out.
Skid marks - the marks left behind by turds when you flush them.
Turdball - a spherical turd.
Turdlets - tiny little turds, often slivers, but certainly not as voluminous as real turds.
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