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	<title>Adventures in Defecation</title>
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	<description>Defecation. Urination. For the 3rd-grader in all of us.</description>
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		<title>End of the Line</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Well, if you&#8217;ve been a fan of AID for any length of time, you&#8217;ve noticed that it&#8217;s been dying a slow death. I don&#8217;t have anyone to blame but myself. (He said &#8220;butt myself&#8221;. Eww.) Seriously, I&#8217;ve pretty much covered everything I&#8217;ve wanted to cover, with the only real source of newness various news stories. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>AID #211: The Bathroom Show</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I could almost hear the cheesy announcer shout, &#8220;Welcome to the bathroom show!&#8221; as I left the bathroom this Friday. Almost. Let&#8217;s rewind. 
It was a normal day in the stall, just like any other, when the bathroom show began. In lumbers this guy who at first I thought was one of the cleaning guys, [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.adventuresindefecation.com/2008/05/30/aid-211-the-bathroom-show/</link>
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		<title>AID #210: When Was the Last Time You Went in the Woods?</title>
		<description><![CDATA[No, I&#8217;m not talking about going into the woods, or going through the woods, now &#8212; I&#8217;m talking about pooping. In. The. Woods. Well? It had been several years for me, but there I was, at the perfect artist retreat. I had found this small business park on a Sunday afternoon with a tree-lined street [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.adventuresindefecation.com/2008/03/12/aid-210-when-was-the-last-time-you-went-in-the-woods/</link>
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		<title>AID #209: They Make PJs for a Reason</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Have you ever thought that it would be cool to sleep naked? It&#8217;s something that&#8217;s probably been on the mind of most of us ever since we were kids. It&#8217;s oh-so-rebellious to refuse to put on the PJs and just go to bed au naturale. However, you may not want to live out that youthful [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.adventuresindefecation.com/2008/01/09/aid-209-they-make-pjs-for-a-reason/</link>
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		<title>AID #208: Maximizing Your Urination Experience (Guys Only)</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I realized something a few weeks ago when I was communicating with the porcelain god during my &#8220;stand and deliver&#8221; session. If I aimed just the right way, I could feel the urine surging through my body right before it left. Talk about cool! Maybe I&#8217;m the only guy on the planet that didn&#8217;t know [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.adventuresindefecation.com/2008/01/02/aid-208-maximizing-your-urination-experience-guys-only/</link>
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