Adventures in Defecation

Now this was a good month. Without further a-doo, here are the funniest search terms that you (yes you) used to reach AID:

• Adventures of Enema Man — Man oh man. This would make an awesome comic book!
• Bathroom ettiquette – No, it’s not dead! I’m glad that someone else out there understands that there’s a right way and a wrong way to experience the w.c.!
• Color of defecation — I’m thinking album title, how about you?
• Defecation Boy — He could be the side kick for Enema Man!
• Fancy urinals — When money is no object, you’d be surprised at the things you can buy. Of course, they could have meant “urinals for the limp-wristed set”.
• Golden dingleberry — You’d be eating some awfully strange things to get this.
• Marathon toilet paper — Do runners use special toilet paper? Or maybe this is a marathon of using toilet paper?
• Pooing out boogers — There are no words; only a huge grin.
• Sin brag — Huh what?
• Toilet paper hang — Is this anything like the Root Beer Rag?
• Yellow stringy defecation — I wonder if this is related to the golden dingleberry.

One more thing — the huge turds/biggest bladder folks showed up again, as did many searches for urine bubbles. Apparently all our science still can’t resolve the mystery of urine bubbles!

Til next time, poopers and poopettes!

Now this month was a truly toilet-overflowing month! We had lots of search terms and lots of hilarious ones, too. Are you seated and not eating? Good, because here we go again!

• Butt crack smell — A classic. How could you be sure it wasn’t your anus or spinchter that stank?
• Clear urine vs. yellow urine — In a battle to the bottom of the bowl! Now, in your toilet! And the winner is…?
• Defecation videos — This was a pretty popular. Suffice to say, I don’t have any of these and I won’t be making any either.
• Make from toilet paper rolls — Is this a harbinger of a home ec class gone terribly wrong? A lesson in suburban survival? Or is there something more sinister at work?
• Pee hunters bathroom — Cue the cheezy music, because the Pee Hunters are back!
• Psychology not flushing — I do think that people who don’t flush need some kind of help. Or maybe they tried to flush their Psych book down the toilet and it didn’t quite go.
• Shaped poop — As opposed to that unshaped poop that you usually have?
• Toilet paper aid — Here, do you need a little help with that?
• Toilet paper roll art — Just when you think modern art had got as ridiculous as it could get.
• Urination gallery -dog — This person was fixated on seeing lots of pics of urination, but he didn’t want to see dogs peeing. I suppose we all have our preferences.
• Urine appreciation — Nice to see that someone else has discovered the finer things in life!
• Why does my butt crack itch? — *ROTFL* I have no words for this!

That’s it for last month. Thanks again for visiting AID and for all the humorous terms you used to get here. Until next month, poopers and poopettes!