AID #95: The Scary Spidermen
It’s always freaky when the spidermen clean our windows. That’s what I call them because they pull themselves up on a rope and they swing back and forth. Anyhow, you never know when they’re going to clean the windows, so you never expect the CAL-UMPH! that they make when they hit the window. (I don’t know if they’re just clumsy or they like freaking out the cubicle dwellers inside). Anyhow, when this happened, one of my co-workers exclaimed, “Oh my jeez! That scared the cr*p out of me!” I thought for a second and came up with the perfect reply: “Well at least you won’t have to take a dump anytime soon!” Always look on the bright side, you know? 
